Derpy: No Princess, no more trying to reason with these war mongers! If there can be no peace then we must declare war with these barbarians! Rhosus: I couldn't agree more you one-eyed fool! We end this squabble now! *The General and prince shoot towards the sky in a heap of feathers* Celestia: No! Please you two, we must have order! There must be no war! Come back! Luna: Dearest sister... I can no longer see them, we must leave! Celestia: Dear Faust,what have we done?
"General Derpy, you took out that griffon like it was nothing. I wish I....uh...." "What is it, Private? Oh, I see my eyepatch fell off in the scuffle." "But General, your eye must have healed...somewhat. Wait until I tell the others about..." "Private, you will not speak of this to anyone." "But General, you have both eyes functional, you don't need..." "I don't need an excuse for my subordinates to insult me, and as I have clearly demonstrated..." *puts on eyepatch* "I don't need both eyes to deal with anything that gets in my way."