Lyra looks right at home with those Derpy Tech hands. But I think it's not what everypony might think is happening...
: So yeah, Derpy, these hands work pretty well. Most of the time, that is. I can pick up and hold things when I wiggle my hooves like you said to, but I couldn't peel the banana. Too much effort. I just used my magic instead. I mean, I'm a unicorn, right? And I have to take them off after a while because my hooves get all sweaty inside these things.
: I just don't know what went wrong!
: Don't worry, Derpy. This is a great improvement over the previous test model. Remember, Derpy, "because, SCIENCE!"
: YAAAAAAAAY! DERP!
: I just don't understand why so many bronies think I want to be human just because I'm one of your volunteers for these hands. I mean, can you imagine having to get a pedihoof for twenty fingers and toes instead of just four hooves? EEEEWWWWW!
: (hanging from top of screen) So much for THAT urban legend! Woohoo!
Here at Derpy Tech, we do everything for Science. We don't need another reason. You know who needs other reasons? Communists. Are you a communist, little filly? I didn't think so. Derpy Tech is proud of you.
Now go play with your new monkey paws. There's Science to be done.