Here at Derpy Tech, we do everything for Science. We don't need another reason. You know who needs other reasons? Communists. Are you a communist, little filly? I didn't think so. Derpy Tech is proud of you.
Now go play with your new monkey paws. There's Science to be done.
For some reason, I imagine that MLP ponies think humans are goddamn unusual, what with only coming in about 4-8 different color schemes and being part ape and all.
And saddles? Oh man, you don't even wanna start on saddles.
Exactly what I was thinking
NOW MAKE ME HOOVES!
Because Science.
Here at Derpy Tech, we do everything for Science. We don't need another reason. You know who needs other reasons? Communists. Are you a communist, little filly? I didn't think so. Derpy Tech is proud of you.
Now go play with your new monkey paws. There's Science to be done.
And saddles? Oh man, you don't even wanna start on saddles.