"I am General Derpy Hooves. And this... is my weapon. She weighs two kilograms and is capable of discharging lightning bolts at a voltage of one billion volts. ...The ampage of one of these lightning bolts is 300 thou, so one bolt from Lil' Sparky here... and you can kiss your cutie mark goodbye."
Griffon Soldier 1: D'you here? The 2nd division got wiped out by HER Griffon Soldier 2: WHAT?! How can that pony possibly wipe out so many of the army's strongest soldiers? Griffon Soldier 1: No-one knows...well, that's a lie. One poor soul, before he bit the dust, said that she rained "sparking hell-fire" onto them...
*on the Equestrian side*
Derpy: It's what they deserved for trying to tug away my Sparky > ~>