Luna: Mooom! Celestia says her day is better than my night!
Celestia: I did not say that!
Luna: Did too!
Celestia: You want me to send you to the moon?
Fausticorn: This again... Kids, please...
Luna: Tia's a big fat stupid doodoo head!
Celestia: Well, you're a little blue chicken!
Luna: Well...you still wet your bed!
Fausticorn: That does it. DISCORD!
Discord: Yeah, I don't get it either. Reminds me of the time I stole Luna's voice and put it in a barking gravy boat!
Discord: Really? I tried talking to Dad, but he was too busy drawing those creepy human girl creatures with the big eyes and no digits.
Fausticorn: DISCORD!!! GET OFF THE BUCKING PHONE AND LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!
Discord: Sorry, Tirek. I'll have to talk to you later. Mom's getting one of her looks.
Luna and celestia:....