: Thanks for helping me with my science project Mom! : UGH! *cringe* What do they teach you in that school, Dinky?! My head hurts! Couldn't your father help you with this? : He blew up the TARDIS trying to circle foalgium while trying to fix a paradox. I think he ran into one of his past incarnations again.
Derpy- "Not a word not a word.. i dont want to know anything about you! (pop) I am going to now read your mind!"
Derpy- "you have come from a great distance?"
Derpy- "You know the muffin mare!?"
Derpy- "Yooou.. want me to join the coast guard youth of Equestria!?"
Muffin- "I came to ponyville in a Tardis you invented. And now I need your help to get back to the year 2010 before this whole pony craze even existed!"
Derpy- "Great SCOOT.. do you know what this means? IT MEANS THIS CELESTIA DAMNED THING DOESNT WORK AT ALL!!! also.. I think it might actually be killing my braincells and now i am slowly going insane as each one pops like an over filled balloon."
Dinky- "Mommy who are you talking to? and whats this weird symbol mean? i thought you said this thing wasnt nuclear!"
Derpy- "It's not dear it's electrical but i need the plutoniu too.. generadae.. 1.212121 giggi with its!"
Dinky- "OMG mommy.. your turning into Will Smith!"