And then Sparkle Industries acknowledged its new jib thingy was an improvement on a previously patented jib design from Derpy Tech. As a result, its original designer Derpy Hooves will get a cut of that gajillion-bit contract. But she's still mad because she wanted to be paid in muffins.
Hi, Derp Johnson here, founder and CEO of DerpatureScience, the leading innovator in today's technology. You know, I've been thinking. You know that old saying, "When life gives you muffins, eat them?" Don't do that. Make life take the muffins back! Demand to see life's manager! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN MUFFINS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE PERSON WHO'SE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE MUFFINS! I AM GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE MUFFIN THAT WIL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, LIFE!